The magazines say that JFK secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.

Hi, Johnny. I really like your hair in the back. It's really cool.

- Thanks. - Still giving lube jobs.

- Stuff it, Goose. - What's the story, Stephanie?

Yeah, what's the story?

Sorry!

- You know the story, Johnny. It's over. - Yeah? Yeah? That's not good enough.

- Don't make a scene. - There's no scene.

- Johnny! - What's the scene?

- There's no scene, all right? - Sorry!

- Hi, Louis. - Hello to you.

What's this? The Vince Fontaine National Library?

Quiet, please!

Laugh, you jerks, but wait till I turn up on National Bandstand.

You may turn up on the bandstand, but your beak will still be turning down.

- You're mean. - I gotta do it.

The nose goes. Bandstand, here I come.

I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature.

- You did with everyone else. - Shut up!

- Meet me at the homeroom. - Pants!