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[Grampa] They say women are like soda water.

They go better with a gallon of scotch.

And when the weather's hot, we drink a lot.

And sometimes it's so hot,

people open their windows to let the air in

and their secrets out.

-[whirring stops] -No.

No, don't go. Your tiny feet are so cool.

Wait, I know a place to go,

where the people always say it's too cold.

[frustrated grunting]

Get your own cooling duct!

Typical. My entire life,

you've never done one nice thing for me,

and I'm always kind and loving.

So redirect that A/C or we're moving you to a worse home.

There is no worse home.

I mean the one they put veterans in.

You monster! Elder abuse!