No alarms, no guards... yay, Bozer.

Testing one, two.

Hey, Mac, it's your pal Jack here.

But I guess you already knew that.

Hold on, let me start again. Okay, if you're listening to this,

you've made it past security,

so you're gonna hang a louie at the end of this hallway.

And since we don't dare transmit signals

into the freaky-deaky Dutch HQ,

I made you this Jack-on-tape to help you find your way.

All you got to do is follow my instructions

based on the blueprints Matty sent,

and hopefully you won't get caught or,

you know, shot to death or...

No, no, no, wait a minute.

That sounded bad. I'm gonna start over again.

Okay, take three.

That was good timing.

Jack was about to start narrating

Willie Nelson's CD jacket as a surprise bonus track.