See...

...man ain't like a dog.

And when I say "man,"

I'm talking about man as in mankind, not man as in men.

Because men,

well, we a lot like a dog.

You know, we like to piss on things.

Sniff a bitch when we can.

Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do.

We territorial as shit, you know, we gonna protect our own.

But man...

...he know about death.

Got him a sense of history.

Got religion.

See...

...a dog...

Man, a dog don't know shit about no birthdays or Christmas

or Easter bunny, none of that shit.

And one day God gonna come calling,

so, you know, they going through life carefree.