- Are you OK? - Yeah, fine, thanks.

- Don't let these guys bug you. - I won't, don't worry. Ah...

- When are you going to grow up? - The nerd invaded our sacred turf.

I want to talk. Meet me for a smoke after class.

I quit. It's bad for your health.

- Standing me up is, too. - Says who?

The Sturgeon General of the United States.

(WHISTLES AND CAT CALLS)

All right, everyone take a seat.

I got mine. You loved it.

God, watch the nose!

(PLAYS: SWANEE RIVER)

Good morning, Rydell, and welcome one and all to a new school year.

I know this is going to be an exciting and stimulating year for all of us.

First, I'd like to welcome back our own Mr Spears,

who made such a miraculous recovery from the mental exhaustion

which sent him to the hospital last spring. Welcome back, Mr Spears.

We're all rooting for you.

(SCREAMS - LAUGHTER)

Now, Rydell is very proud of her extra-curricular activities,