Oh, oh, gaydar, yes! No, I think they have it at Sharper Image.

Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?

- You are not my superior. - Gee, then why do I have an office?

- No, you can't fire me. - Yes I can, I'm manager for the day.

Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea...

I think it has something to do with "survivor", but I'm not sure.

- then you won't be able to breathe. - I can breathe just fine, ok?

You know I think I'm going to impress a few people in here.

I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year,

Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire.

Of course, I would take that job in Maryland because it's double the pay

So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa,

which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk.

I would have never put you two together. You really hid it well. God!

Yeah. I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom.

Well, Jim and I have a meeting with uni-ball in about 45 minutes,

- Uhh, is that it? - Yes I only had an hour to put it together,

see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun

If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career.

- Well, tensions were high in the kitchen. - I can tell from the body language.