I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stanford

I told him that he should die his hair, to go undercover.

So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundee winners ?

When will that girl gonna be married ? That’s what I have to say

No, I decided to stay. I'll just get a ride home from Angela.

That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunchtime,

I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate

But I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office.

So that everyone can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.

See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types.

Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy,

I know you did this, 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy.

So, there were just a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of.

I think you should go with him. Why don't you go with him?

I had just broken up with Katy, and had a couple of drinks,

Fact. Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.

I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.

you know, when she gets home. Yeah. I like talking to her, too.