I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.

I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.

Okay, well, who cares? It doesn't matter what I spent.

I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.

Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.

I used to have a big thing for Pam. So...

I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.

Why don't I take you out to lunch? My treat.

where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor

and I walk around the piles to get an outfit...

I told Michael on the booze cruise... It's so stupid.

No. I only give my organs to my real friends.

so I can guarantee you he won't get that back.

I was thinking more like Europe or something like that,

Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina. I don't understand.

No. I didn't even have a seat for you anyway.

I volunteered for this job. And that's not the same.

and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.

And that's how I spent my entire day, that day.

or I could make a marble fall off the counter.