Get up off your desks. No, I don't wanna hear it. All right?

So that everyone can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.

See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types.

Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing.

I don't think you people are grasping the concept of the suggestion box.

And in conclusion, I think Lex Luther said it best when he said,

Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.

Okay, you know what? I am done with this. That's it. The end.

I know you did this, 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy.

I just want you to treat me like you would a family member

I think you should go with him. Why don't you go with him?

I need you to get better. See you Monday, unless you're still sick.

Oh, I see. So, sounds like you're too sick to come into work,

Fact. Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.

One time, I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me.

No, you can't do that. I can do that. It is my office!

Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.

Why don't you run it by me and I run it by him?