Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary volunteer corporal

I need to go over some details with you. All right.

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.

I was just really hoping we could spend some time together.

Hello? That's it, perfect. So what I was saying was... hello?

- Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? - Do you?

Can I talk to you a second about the paper products?

- You are not going to believe this. - What? I believe it.

wanted to ask your permission to ask Acadie I know it's against the rules and everything no no no it's not against the rules I

I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on that date no Kim is that you know to talking

Okay, question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?

I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me.

I am going to be in my office, if anybody needs me.

I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?

I got a splinter. Well, suck it up. We all have problems.

Look it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?

So I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out, she was.

Probably, but now I know something he doesn't want me to know.

What if I give a really long, extended thank you, for instance,