I just wanna bang on this mug all day

I have a very top-secret mission for you.

I put stickers, so you know where to sign.

No, you wanna leave. No, I wanna stay here.

Can I go? No, of course you can't go!

They told me I need to let somebody go.

Devon, could I talk to you for a second?

No, it was all the stuff that I said.

The year before that I came as Monica Lewinsky,

In case you'd remember, I was defending my honor.

Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?

So, I guess, this will just be my office.

I told Dwight that there is honor in losing,

I don't want to have to read these tomorrow.

It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude,

I can't tell you. You have to tell me.

I don't have to tell you anything. Look, Michael,

You know what I really, really miss about college?

Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown

You do something to me that I can't explain