There's something I want to show you.

I mean, you like me, right, Seymour?

I used to think about one day...

No wonder I never listen to the radio.

I brought it so he can autograph it.

I would kill to have stuff like this.

and I want you to be my date.

Look, Seymour, I came by to tell you...

I know I'm a total disappointment to everyone.

Maybe I should just move in with you.

Seymour! Just the man I want to see.

just so I wouldn't have to do this.

Remember what I said when we first started?

I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago.

I feel like I'm being jabbed in the face.

but once I heard that song, it was like...

Actually, I have the original 78 in my collection.

I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me...

It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes...

Yeah, sort of. I mean, she doesn't dislike that stuff.