...that I think you may enjoy.

I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier.

From where I was standing, I could see into the eye of the great fish.

Then I found out the Auto Club has free locksmith service, so I signed up.

It breaks my heart to say it. Who am I kidding? I love it. You're--

Hey, I got another call coming in. I gotta let the machine get it. Bye.

...so that I can move it without losing power because I have the high score.

You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there...

I don't know what in the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror.

Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

I don't know. I was just talking to the man, and he walked out on me.

It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls.

I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.

I get a free trip to Paris. I go in the Big Brothers' Hall of Fame.

...a whole new audience, and I bet I can get him to try that line again.

I left some books in her apartment.

What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?

I was trying to make a point.

Can I say one thing to you?

He doesn't come down. I am freezing.