I can't. I'm on my way out. There's no way I can do it.

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Well, I don't know. I have to call her, tell her where we are.

I love the chopsticks. I personally prefer a fork, but they look very nice.

Because I have a friend in the gum business. I got a gum guy!

If I see things as they are, I would ask, Why? or Why not?

I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandalay Industries...

I wasn't gonna say anything, but I saw he wasn't gonna open his mouth.

Every time I call, I gotta chitchat with her assistant for, like, 20 minutes.

I couldn't. If it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate.

I take it off when I go to the... You know, to the office.

I can't tell you how proud I am of myself for going with Ada.

I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries...

I didn't know what to do, so I put it back at the stadium.

Jerry and I have worked together a few times. He knows how I work.

I was trying to stick the landing. I know it was right around here.

Festivus is all too real and I could prove it... if I have to.

I don't know why you bother with this Ping-Pong guy, I tell you.

- I guess that's about it. - I got it. Cups in front, loops in back.

I do know that I have some kind of a talent, something to offer.