I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that.

No, I told him to send you my regards. I didn't say hi.

I think I can sum up the show for you with one word:

Well, I couldn't come. I had to drive my mother to the chiropodist.

- Didn't you tell him I was using it? - Oh, I pleaded with him.

I am never saying I love you again unless they say it first.

I love that stuff. I pour it in milk. It's my favourite drink.

You don't understand how I work. I have a certain way of working.

I take an eye test, I flunk it. The next thing you know...

I don't know. I like stuff you don't have to think about much.

I had to swerve out of the way. I saved that pigeon's life.

I think I can sum up the show for you with one word:

I don't meet that many women. I meet, like, three women a year.

If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?

Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it.

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

I have a small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in.

Whatever. If I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't mind being set up.

I think you spoke to your little friend Rachel, that's what I think.

I guess I have all the more reason to get back with her.