When I was in Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos...

And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

No, I can't. She knows I go there. It's not secure.

Didn't I tell you I wanted you to wear the cardigan?

Yeah, I was just calling because I wanted you to know

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

- Look, I don't know. - I know what they did last night.

You know what? I changed my mind. I don't think so.

- Read that poem. - I can't read it. I need my glasses.

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick-ass philanthropist.

And if I felt like it, I would help them out...

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase:

So I really liked the pictures I picked up here yesterday.

I gotta warn him that I told Joe Davola about his party.

...but I swore I would never work for a big brokerage house.

- I knew it. I always felt different. - You are. Some coffee cake?

I hate those couples. I could never be one of those couples.

Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye.