I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

- Now I got him. You're my witness. - Wait a second, George. Listen.

Yeah, I know. By the way, could you do me a favor...

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

I mean, if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks...

...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.

I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person...

George, I met this woman. She is not travelling to any other dimensions.

I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?

Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Couple of guys I knew in the Coast Guard told me about her.

I told him a pack of teenagers in a convertible were terrorizing us...

I never check my bags. Can't stand that waiting in the baggage area.

That's why Carl said he had to get up early, because I stink.

I can't wait to get me a fella and make my own pie.

See? You're not the only one who has them. I have them too.

I mean, she looks like something out of an old high school yearbook.

I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date.

- So, Ramon, this is my friend Elaine. - Yeah, and I was just leaving.

Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship.