...but I finally came up with a great New Yorker cartoon.

So, George, I still don't understand. How is that a setup?

I had this dream last night, and you were in it.

That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.

Anyway, I admit it was a fairly ridiculous thing to do...

What's the young man's name? I would like to meet him.

I was at Bloomingdale's, waiting for the shower to heat up.

I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

...but, George, if you take it, can I take your place?

I hate housewarmings. What are we doing here? This is ridiculous.

Well, what about Thursday night? I mean, they're playing the Sonics.

Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game.

- You ran the mini-marathon? - No, but I exercised that day.

I don't know if you've seen it. It doesn't matter. Anyway.

...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

- I just don't enjoy being with him. - Well, that's what important.

- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Don't get me wrong. I like coming here and feeding you...

Vincent, listen, I won't judge you the way everyone else does.

I don't know. They've been in there since, like, World War II.