Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?

And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

- So I assume the jig was up. - Yeah, pretty much.

So if he has my keys, I should have his.

- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

- How high did I go? - You almost did the nose.

...I would really, really like to know what it is.

Guy's got quite a racket. I take you to dinner...

...but I would be happy to order it for you.

- Sure, all right. What do you want? - I don't know.

- Good for you. - I don't need people staring at us.

...to murder a dry cleaner. I wouldn't worry about it.

- Sure you're not flattering yourself? - If I was flattering myself...

- Why don't you go for me? - How can I go?

- Why'd you buy it for? - Why did I buy it?

So, Jerome, I did a little snooping around for you.

I just came by to pick up my label maker.

...I think I'll have something for you. - Oh, Mr. Lippman.

...I injured my shoulder Wednesday when you dropped me off...

I mean, it's supposed to be, like, a sterile environment.