...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.

...I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet any social challenge.

And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.

I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

- How about if I put a...? - I don't want to do that.

I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

All right. I said I had a good time and I'd call...

...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

I mean, I really thought he liked me. We were getting along.

- I never told you his name. - I never told you his name.

- Are you very fussy about your pants? - I don't think I am.

I know. I know. I'm having my root canal the same week.

- You sure you don't wanna go? - I want to, but I can't.

I once found a hair in my farina, and I freaked out.

- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...

...have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.

If I knew I had to give him 8 million thank-yous...

- I just shook your hand. - That's a deal where I come from.