- Do you still have my lipstick? - Yeah, I think I do.

- You broke up with her. - I wasn't thinking. I don't know.

Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys.

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U-Haul...

I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

I cannot believe that this is happening! I can't believe it.

I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point.

I don't pouf my hair when I go to the movies...

If I wanted to see everything, I would've been a fly.

I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

I don't get it dnmt what is I don't kn this

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase:

I don't wanna be a vegetable, Elaine. I just want out.

I can't. I can't go through with it. I'm calling it off. I can't let the legend die.

I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day.

I gotta warn him that I told Joe Davola about his party.

- Oh, I- I don't know. - We gotta get 50. Gotta get 50.

If I wind up sitting next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving.

I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...