I don't have any money, but I have these.

I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly.

Bill, I feel I need to see other men.

I know I have call waiting, but I don't trust it in an emergency. Goodbye.

Well, I bet I can get in, once I mention I'm from The New Yorker.

I mean, no matter what I do, I cannot weasel out of raising this kid.

Well, they told me I got more blood, so I guess I owe you again.

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:

Uncle Leo, I hope I wasn't rude that day I bumped into you on the street.

I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.

Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

- I thought you were getting rid of her. - I was.

So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.

Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?

I mean, I met them three times in my life.

I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?

- I just wanted to say how sorry I was. - Jerry...

I think I may be in love with this woman.