I just look right back at her, and pretty soon...

Don't get me wrong, I like a good pussy-eating clip.

Why would I wanna go out and try to pull randoms?

- I love you. - Don't ever say that to me, ever again.

Yeah. I was thinking about that when you said it before.

- No, I definitely did not tell you my name. - Yeah, you did.

- PRIEST: Tell me your sins. - Since last Sunday I did not have

- Well, I said I'm sort of... - Oh, my God! What's her name?

- I thought they were cute together, no? - Sure. They seemed pretty good.

- You shouldn't be cleaning your own floors. - Why? I enjoy doing it.

- Don't fucking lie to me! - I don't know who told you that!

It just feels good, like... like I got my own life back.

Hope you understand why I thought lunch was not a good idea.

the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it. I don't gotta say anything,

- Fucking bullshit. Did you see that? - Nah, I didn't see it. What happened?

Because I've been thinking about it, a lot actually, and I realized that,

- I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah, you told me, but I mean,

I'm sorry, did you think I was hitting on you? Because I'm not.

I thought he still had a pair of balls hanging between his legs.

And for a long time, I thought I'd never beat that. But today...