I was coked up because you bought us drugs.

I didn't force you to do the drugs, Alice.

And I thought your bridal shower was a nightmare.

Look, you guys, I don't understand. Why all the hate?

I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.

Just because I don't use Tom's of Maine deodorant, which,

- So, we're good. - Almost, except I probably have HPV now.

- Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered had a dick pic

- But I can ID him by his member. - Cool. Okay.

Maybe you don't want to go to Australia. I don't know.

First was full, I had to ride business. It was disgusting.

I have, like, half a pound of weed in my bra.

So glad I didn't sell our passes to the foam party.

She is... Be-mazing? I don't know how she would say it,

Okay, I think now it's time for us to call the cops, yeah?

I can't do any years. I'm in the middle of a custody battle.

No. I think we should probably let them do their thing, you know?

I had to pry my ankle monitor off with a shoehorn to get here!

I said, "Actually, we have already moved him to a sex swing, Your Honor."