I didn't force you to do the drugs, Alice.

I just try to make the most of it,

so I printed out the top 10 according to Yelp.

Look, you guys, I don't understand. Why all the hate?

I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.

- Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered had a dick pic

- But I can ID him by his member. - Cool. Okay.

I have some Advil. I'll get it out of my bag.

Wait, wait, wait. I think we should call a lawyer first,

- You know? Make him beg for... - The left one. I know. Focus!

Before, I was very tired, and now I'm sort of very awake.

She is... Be-mazing? I don't know how she would say it,

Okay, someone tell me what to do, and I will do it.

Oh, my God, Pip, I can see all of his teeth marks.

Guys, if I don't post a ton of pictures from this weekend,

Okay, I think now it's time for us to call the cops, yeah?

I have been waiting for this moment since the first day of freshman year.

And yes, I did get a little drunk and ate some of that dry.

I said, "Actually, we have already moved him to a sex swing, Your Honor."