That's why I read so much, Jon Snow.

Tell her I wish to confess my crimes.

Where do I begin, my lords and ladies?

And I am an excellent judge of character.

- If I have underestimated our enemies... - Our enemies?

where I managed to wrap them around something

As it happens, I have just the one.

And somehow I found myself in her bed.

But I can offer you gold and gratitude.

I can't go back there. She's in there.

I lay here, my face split in half,

This is why I don't lend you money.

I need to speak with you, Lady Sansa.

I suppose that's a different kind of prison.

But I promise you one thing, my lady.

I am the god of tits and wine.

I don't see Prince Doran in your company.

I am your husband. Let me help you.

Father, may I ask the witness one question?

I was handmaiden to his wife Lady Sansa.