Am I dating the female me? Like me, but as a girl?

- Haven't you talked to him? - No. What am I supposed to say?

Well, I think as far as Cohen men are concerned, the key...

I mean, either you're really evil or there's something else going on.

But I don't want you to leave. Okay? None of us do.

- Our chemistry is undeniable. - I don't have a date to the cotillion.

Holy awkward. This is weird. I wanna explain everything to you guys...

- I have a date with Summer. - What are you doing Friday night?

Okay, what I can do, then, is call you from every hole. Cool?

I thought this was a weekend where we could hang out as friends.

I mean, can you imagine being with a guy with abs like that?

There should be a channel on television, I think, of us watching television.

So I guess you and Mrs. Cohen have a lot in common, huh?

There's something else I wanted to talk to you about. What was it?

Hey, do you think I should get Summer something? What would she like?

So I have a gift for you. I'll give it to you later.

Good, because I didn't want this to affect our relationship in any way.

- Do I schedule friend time in advance? - No, that is not it at all.

I begged him to stay away from Oliver, and he didn't listen to me.

Yeah, it was really great. I got a tuna melt at my favorite diner...