I didn't want you to be alone on New Year's.

- I'll tell her then. - No. I have to do it.

I mean, me compared to that dude or that guy.

In fact, I think I'm gonna go find some myself.

- I gotta pee. You gotta pee? - I'll come with you.

...Seth. So I guess we don't have a lot in common.

You know how excited I get turning people on to comics.

I am your girlfriend. There's a difference. Or there should be.

...and I saw Some Kind of Wonderful at the midnight movie...

I just can't be like one of those couples, you know...

I know. She's scared to be seen in public with me.

- How could I forget? - We're still on for lunch today, right?

I thought you got past this whole Summer thing at cotillion.

Have you met Captain Oats yet? I don't think you have.

- Fine. Let me meet you upstairs. - I heard the smoke alarm.

...and I kind of can't believe I'm actually gonna say this.

I mean, in fact, what are you guys doing right now?

I mean, whatever you think about the whole superhero movie genre...

What's that supposed to mean? And I call them "graphic novels."

- This isn't nature. This is a golf course. - I have a hernia.