Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee.

- What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago.

I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog.

I just wanted to follow up that text with a phone call.

Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea.

Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just wanna...

Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact.

I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert,

Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so...

I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend

But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me.

I called her, but she didn't call me back. She sent me a text.

come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job.

My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so...