Really? You know, I was thinking...

- You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it.

And I think she really loves me.

- I shook my dick at you? - Yeah.

- What's up? - Look, I should probably go.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know. I'll figure it out.

Christmas. I ran into her at a party.

- Did you look at it? - Yeah, I looked.

- I used to write in college, so... - OK.

I just have sex with your son sometimes.

I mean, it's just teenagers singing about homework.

Do you have someplace I could put my boner?

- Did I just pass out on your couch? - No.

Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's...

- Drew Barrymore. - I don't know if I'm drunk enough.

Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much.

I know. She probably forgot to take her meds.

These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.

You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy,