I read it every year or two. Each time it's different.

Or the pH balance... I don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't have a lot of experience with whatever this is.

I want to talk to you about your birthday. Call me.

Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.

I still feel pretty lost, especially when it comes to relationships.

You know, I love the zoo. Let's go to the zoo.

- I forgot to tell you the happy ending. - What is it?

I mean, how do you accidentally thrust a penis into... Hi, Luis.

And then some other, a smattering of other women that I dated.

I know this is tough for you, but what are you thinking?

and some of the facts, but I just decided that right now.

I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.

I wonder why Emily gave it to you to give to me.

Well, I never welsh on a bet, so I'll tell you what.

- It's really, actually, impressive. I'm amazed. - I didn't mean to do that.

But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you

- Told you he wouldn't be long. - Hi! I wanted to surprise you!

- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I was just getting a little exercise.

- Pretty sure we both had that plan. - I just can't keep pretending