I don't think anyone ever imagines on their wedding day

- Can I get a pack of Morley Red, please? - 3.25.

- Can I get 10 copies? - Put them on the pile.

- My God. - I mean, look at his record in Arkansas.

I have no idea why. They're like kryptonite to me.

- boy-man I seem to be. - Did you learn anything?

I think I'm a little out of my league here.

Oh, these are the ones I found that have inscriptions.

Will, I don't want that, and you don't want that.

- I can't believe it, either. - That leaves April. Maybe Summer.

No, I thought so, too, but this crazy thing happened.

What does that mean? I don't know what that means.

Okay, you know what? I think we should stop now.

I always imagined that he'd make a more theatrical exit.

but I just don't really have time for the pain.

and then after we broke up, I just felt lost.

- He's functionally retarded. - I am worried New York's gonna change you.

No, they're for Arthur. I need them like, 15 minutes ago.

Why do I have to have an opinion about everything anyway?

Nothing. I wanted to wait till she came for a visit,