- What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach

Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here?

No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple.

It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital.

- I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy.

I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy!

I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal.

I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school.

- You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void,

I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this.

Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her.

I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history.

I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino

I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us.

Of course you are. You know, I know a song called Mandy.

I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom.

I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir.

I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay?

- Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this!

in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean?