- Whoa. - ¶ But I will wait for you ¶

- I can't be your crutch. - But l...

Thanks for reminding me I was fat.

Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers.

Dude, I think she left you hanging.

And hey, before I forget, make sure

Stupid town. I gotta take the bus!

'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.

I feel like we're not in high school,

I got you a little something right here.

Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky,

But I want to be more than that?

I think you've pretty much said it all.

- I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing.

- She's recording over... - I know where she's recording.

God, I want to lick your skin off!

- I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow.

Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd?

I do not remember Jersey being this cold.

I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal.