- You think I'm joking. - No, but I know where you live.

- Why not? I deserve that. - What if I'm not built that way?

I didn't care. It was the me I'd always wanted to be.

Jerry, I don't want any bullshit. Where is our offer from Arizona?

Dorothy, while I go look for him, you grab this gentleman here.

Before I go back to Denver, let's put something down on paper.

"Soothe me, save me, love me." I have to finish my job.

I am out here for you. You don't know what that's like.

I don't want her to go. We've been hanging out a lot.

Just think if I had got her the ring she really wanted.

This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room.

I'll be the first to admit, what I was writing was touchy-feely.

I want you to meet Rod Tidwell, 110 catches, 1,550 yards last year.

There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it.

And I don't tell a man who just screwed up, "Oh, poor baby."

- Can I ask you a personal question? - Are we gonna be friends now?

- Have you dated any single mothers? - I was raised by a single mother.

I handle the lives of 72 clients and get 264 phone calls a day.

I got a bit revved up at the thought of an evening among adults.

I think, after this, she's gonna have to take that job in San Diego.