I don't know what's wrong with me.

No wonder I never listen to the radio.

I brought it so he can autograph it.

but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.

I know the guy who owns the original...

What about me? Am I not even here?

I mean, she probably didn't even notice him.

I feel like I'm being jabbed in the face.

Maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records.

He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate.

May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie?

You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now.

God, I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me.

Actually, I was just about to go out with some friends.

So, I was thinking that when we look for our apartment...

Oh, my God. You guys, I can't believe we made it.

I mean, maybe she was just hiding from you or something.

What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you...

Look, I already told you guys, I'm not giving you a ride.

It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job.