Shouldn't I be back at school by now?

I was the only old person there, Morty.

I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.

Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't.

- I had to create a bomb. - What?! A bomb?!

My parents are so loud. I want to die.

I wish your mother was here to eat them.

- It's important. Come on, Morty. - I don't know, Rick.

I never seen that thing before in my life.

I don't even know what the hell it is!

I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us.

That's kind of the reason why I want to leave.

I mean, I've never felt so good in my life.

I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine...

But I told the both of you school is stupid.

have somebody, you know I want you to have the thing

I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.

I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow.

Okay, with all due respect, Rick... What am I talking about?

Listen, Jerry, I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything.