I would have gone with jerk or bonehead.

What if I made you a tempting offer?

I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.

I hope this field diary has been illuminating

I told you, this is not a lifelong commitment.

Let me know the minute I can visit you.

she flatly denies it, even after I provided her

Nanny Cam? I thought that was an urban myth.

Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.

I have a hard time imagining you in Harlem.

- I just had to clear my head. - Did you?

I just don't seem to have enough time for myself.

Unfortunately, I knew that the big one was off-limits.

Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon

but l... I was supposed to have the evening off.

I want to know why you threw my flowers away.

I didn't throw them away, okay? My lunatic employer did.

I don't think that having money makes it any easier.

so I highly recommend the crepe Bretagne. Deux, s'il vous plait.

What I mean is, what are you doing in that bathtub?