Remember, the door swings both ways. That's it.

The door swings both ways.

The door swings both ways, my ass. This door swings both ways.

Santa swings both ways.

I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways.

Doors work both ways.

(DOOR SWINGS SHUT)

[door swings open]

Do you think she swings both ways?

out the swinging doors,

We both know he doesn't swing that way.

[Footsteps, Door Swinging Open]

Remember, Robin, always look both ways.

Let's go ! Swing it ! Swing it !

Swing me! both: Whee!

[screen door swings open, shut]