<i>Miss Suitor-ette …</i>

<i>Our lovely suitor-ette will ask</i>

<i>Hey, Suitor-ette, this guy's a homophobe.</i>

<i>I know both of you pretty well. Suitor-ette …</i>

<i>And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce our lovely suitor-ette.</i>

<i>Miss Suitor-ette, how about you answer a question for me?</i>

<i>Our final suitor goes to Rutgers …</i>

<i>Second Suitor.</i>

<i>Second Suitor …</i>

<i>Second Suitor …</i>

<i>Our first suitor goes to Marymount College</i>

<i>a series of questions of our suitors …</i>

and any other eligible suitor clear across the North Sea.

<i>Suitor Number One.</i>

<i>Suitor Number Two.</i>

<i>Suitor Number One.</i>