I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had.

What can you tell me about this?

...while I tell you this story.

I ain't seen one of these in a while.

I ain't gonna tell you nothing.

while I tell you a funny story about my friend's cat.

black guys change their shirts while they tell you a story.

So I'll tell you what.

And while you're out there...

while I tell a distracting personal story

Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite.

Black Dynamite.