Mother, what's a Longneck?

I'm not a Longneck.

Farewell, my longneck friends.

a Longneck, a Three-horn,

that looks like a Longneck,

Longnecks don't talk to, uh,

Three-horns never play with Longnecks.

Three-horns never play with Longnecks.

there will be many, many Longnecks

Me? I'm a Longneck, too. See?

Longneck Finch, Speckled Grouse, Baltimore Oriole...

Then she was a stupid Longneck, too.

Does not need help from a Longneck.

past the great rock that looks like a Longneck,

past the great rock that looks like a Longneck

with a big rebel flag on it, flinging empty longnecks at people.