I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish

Because I'm half Jewish?

I'm half white, half black, half Jewish.

- Methodist. - Methodist.

He's actually half-black and half-Jewish.

I'm half Indian, I am half Jewish.

I'm a Methodist. God's a Methodist.

I'm a Methodist.

I am married. I'm half Catholic, half Jewish.

- He's only half-Jewish. - You're fired.

Methodist.

Nick is half Jewish.

Of course it is. I'm half Jewish.

- Is he Jewish? - Jewish...

He's Jewish. He's his Jewish cousin.

it's Santa's half-Jewish friend.