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Leftover from a party.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
He's my first boyfriend.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
How are you doing?
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
Oh, mate. What?
Begins with a K.
I'm so sorry...
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Yes?
You barely ask me about my job.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
No, you don't. Shut up.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
just because he's not Jewish.
A classic, an absolute classic.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
of getting a proper job!
# It was fun for a while
# There's nothing
She's over-tired.
for the world and the millions of people,
Aw!
Oh, that's the burritos.
Since last week.
Yeah.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
Street...
You've got the right idea.
a little bit of hot water.
PHONE RINGS
All right, see you.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
to make a man obsessed with you.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
Yeah, unfortunately.
MUSIC PLAYS
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
It's OK.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
Burning both ends of the candle.
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
with the mohawk.
No, I know.
# The way you looked at me
OK.
What's happened? Where are you?
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.