Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.

ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.

with the mohawk.

You've got the right idea.

# There's nothing

You don't know anything about my work or my friends.

AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.

A classic, an absolute classic.

for the world and the millions of people,

Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.

Yeah, unfortunately.

to make a man obsessed with you.

And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out

Burning both ends of the candle.

He's my first boyfriend.

And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.

Oh, that's the burritos.

No, you don't. Shut up.

Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities

just because he's not Jewish.

of getting a proper job!

All right, see you.

I can't be losing my mind over men.

You barely ask me about my job.

How are you doing?

I'm so sorry. I just got excited.

The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.

# The way you looked at me

What's happened? Where are you?

She's over-tired.

They don't care about that sort of stuff.

Since last week.

# It was fun for a while

Birdy's got a boyfriend.

Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.

Oh, mate. What?

Oh, you big posh cunt...!

Begins with a K.

I don't know what I'm trying to say.

I'm so sorry...

a little bit of hot water.

Leftover from a party.

Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.

I'm not so in my head about us like you are.

Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.

You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.