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Begins with a K.
All right, see you.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
You barely ask me about my job.
a little bit of hot water.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
Leftover from a party.
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
It's OK.
What's happened? Where are you?
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
MUSIC PLAYS
PHONE RINGS
Yeah, unfortunately.
Oh, mate. What?
# There's nothing
How are you doing?
No, I know.
of getting a proper job!
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
Since last week.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
A classic, an absolute classic.
Yeah.
just because he's not Jewish.
No, you don't. Shut up.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
You've got the right idea.
I'm so sorry...
Oh, that's the burritos.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
with the mohawk.
# It was fun for a while
Burning both ends of the candle.
OK.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
Yes?
Aw!
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
# The way you looked at me
He's my first boyfriend.
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
for the world and the millions of people,
to make a man obsessed with you.
Street...
She's over-tired.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.