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# The way you looked at me
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
You barely ask me about my job.
Yeah, unfortunately.
of getting a proper job!
just because he's not Jewish.
# There's nothing
A classic, an absolute classic.
No, I know.
Since last week.
Begins with a K.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
to make a man obsessed with you.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
Aw!
Street...
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
with the mohawk.
PHONE RINGS
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
How are you doing?
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
She's over-tired.
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
for the world and the millions of people,
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Oh, mate. What?
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
You've got the right idea.
He's my first boyfriend.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
Leftover from a party.
What's happened? Where are you?
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
Oh, that's the burritos.
It's OK.
a little bit of hot water.
Burning both ends of the candle.
I'm so sorry...
No, you don't. Shut up.
Yes?
All right, see you.
OK.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
# It was fun for a while
Yeah.
MUSIC PLAYS
I can't be losing my mind over men.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.