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No, you don't. Shut up.
A classic, an absolute classic.
All right, see you.
# It was fun for a while
of getting a proper job!
Begins with a K.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
MUSIC PLAYS
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.
# There's nothing
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
# The way you looked at me
Burning both ends of the candle.
to make a man obsessed with you.
for the world and the millions of people,
No, I know.
Aw!
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
Since last week.
Oh, that's the burritos.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
OK.
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
with the mohawk.
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
Yes?
How are you doing?
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
You barely ask me about my job.
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
Street...
Yeah.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
PHONE RINGS
a little bit of hot water.
What's happened? Where are you?
You've got the right idea.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
It's OK.
Oh, mate. What?
Leftover from a party.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
just because he's not Jewish.
I'm so sorry...
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
He's my first boyfriend.
I can't be losing my mind over men.
She's over-tired.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
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