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PHONE RINGS
Yes?
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Oh, send a sext to Neil, please.
of getting a proper job!
Since last week.
It's OK.
to make a man obsessed with you.
# There's nothing
# It was fun for a while
And I'm probably going to need loads of therapy to sort it all out
I can't be losing my mind over men.
Street...
Oh, you big posh cunt...!
A classic, an absolute classic.
Fuck. Sorry, I forgot.
AUTOMATED: It's about 29 degrees in Bangkok, Thailand.
They don't care about that sort of stuff.
She's over-tired.
Rub your noonie on this piece of paper.
Oh, mate. What?
All right, see you.
Just hadn't realised that you'd lost your virginities
just because he's not Jewish.
No, I know.
Birdy's got a boyfriend.
for the world and the millions of people,
What's happened? Where are you?
OK.
I'm not so in my head about us like you are.
The thing that you have to understand, we're survivors.
Aw!
Look, I don't want to be disrespectful to him.
ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, it's Maggie. Leave a message.
Begins with a K.
How are you doing?
You'll have to make me a greatest hits compilation.
I'm so sorry...
Burning both ends of the candle.
MUSIC PLAYS
And you can't just skip over this huge part of who you are.
You were stuffing yourself with ham from the fridge this afternoon.
Leftover from a party.
# The way you looked at me
No, you don't. Shut up.
You barely ask me about my job.
Yeah, unfortunately.
You don't know anything about my work or my friends.
a little bit of hot water.
with the mohawk.
He's my first boyfriend.
You've got the right idea.
Oh, that's the burritos.
I'm so sorry. I just got excited.