Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Heck of a good start
Well, that’s a bit of a problem.
... and it was King Leonidas himself who provoked it.
... the boy was taken from his mother and plunged into a world of violence.
Submission.
Children.
This is Main Gearbox sling
This! Isn't! FUNNY!!!
Moving Eloquent, Passionate.
This Is Taiwan!
This Is Dons footy!
… it’s me saying weird stuff when they’re in middle of serious conversations and not leaving.
From the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fire of combat.
DAILY
Day wears on.
And I would die for any one of mine.
Send it for reason.
With their claws and fangs...
... only a heightened sense of things.
THIS IS 2020!
His helmet was stifling.
They may be your last as king.
... the god of gods, king of kings...
.
[HOWLING]
Bold Leonidas gives testament to our bloodline.
This is Auburn!
... though a slave and captive of lecherous old men...
And you can arrange for me to speak to the council?
I will do my best to gather our council.
... when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory.
Wealth. Women.
Three hundred.
[GRUNTING]
This Is SPARTA!
You insult my queen.
If you value your lives over your complete annihilation...
We put their name to the test.
[WHIP CRACKING]
... corrupt.
Admin aka Oracle Enjoy number 5-10 on the list. Next time!
Councilman Theron. You found yourself needed, for once.
For no Spartan king has gone to war without the ephors' blessing.
Nico Harrison
CBU
... using ancient stones from the bosom of Greece herself.
Because it seems...
WE'LL put #snydercut to the test
Despite your insufferable arrogance...
This is Lola!
Your sons, your daughters...
THIS IS ENGLAND!
This is Sparta!
His hands are steady.
But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure.
You have many slaves, Xerxes...
Our arrows will blot out the sun.
GORGO: Your lips can finish what your fingers have started.
... we"re that lucky.
It's an honor to have lived at yours.
MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME here THE MALLtime
THIS IS SPARTA
then we will joke in the shade.
EMBRACE ME AS YOUR KING AND AS YOUR GOD
Tell them our story.
The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Hercules himself.
I'm Spartacus
Los cabezos se hacen enteros o no se hacen!
... sword and bone, and flesh and blood.
... and kneel to holy Xerxes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Is doing what children do best. Please, don't apologize.
... for it will be yours for all time.
Our Matchsticks will blot out the sun
Choose your next words carefully
So vast, it drinks the rivers dry.
These 300 api tests are skool's personal body guard
(YouTube kicks spambots down the hole)
That is Spartan law.
None, sire.
See, rumor has it...
My Deer!
- This is outrage. - Oh, the hypocrite speaks!
And all will know that 300 Spartans...
Experts
The ephors choose only the most beautiful Spartan girls...
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
Anyone seen my spaceship
Choose your next words wisely
- We've been tricked. - Can't be more than a hundred.
Come back with your tuna Or on it.
300 (2007) on itv hd
My captain?
[BIRD CRYING]
My Butterfly!
You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water?
His roar is long and loud.
This is Trinity!
(Pegasus kicks the SPT logo down the well for ruining the joke)
This is Sparta!
[CHUCKLES]
... was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
richard the dollar heart
Today no Spartan dies.
We'll Put Your Skills To The Test
And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then--
THIS IS ITALY!
Before you speak, Persian...
CAPTAIN: Move out!
... know that in X everyone, even a messenger... ... is held accountable for the X of their X.
No songs are sung.