Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if some other guy is? What if I'm the putz?

'Cause I don't care if it's in a wall or if it's in the ground...

Okay. Well, I think this is a great project...

Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.

So I want you to have this.

I should just say, "What a jerk."

- Because I want you to be happy. - I'll be happy.

Doesn't Cheryl have a housekeeper and a nanny? Why does she need so much help?

- Don't you wanna go play? - When do I ever play?

And they were good-looking guys, Jay, with money.

We don't mean to be rude, but you seem to be much younger than your husband.

All the women at work were too busy to use the certificates.

and the scared monkey became the brave one.

it's okay if you marry someone else.

And we're left lying next to a complete stranger...

all out in the open, so she has nothing to be ashamed of.

Look, Phil, I need you to take care of dinner for me.

- I'm sorry. What? - Coco and Miko are the names of the monkeys.

- Is she back yet? - She's on her way.

The phone didn't stop ringing.

What a random and not helpful fact, Phil.

But we weren't.

- God, you know me. - Phil.

Ay, look at this.

They'd never had a panda before.

and she wants to be laid to rest with her new husband.

- What's wrong? - Alex ripped Haley's favorite sweater...

Maybe we'll even adopt... a new vinaigrette.

Yeah, sometimes this age thing knocks you in the head.

- I could stop by on my way to school. - It's really important.

- Yes, that's it. - Really? - Yes!

I'm taking the negative charge out of the word "adopted." Yay.

I know. I was just as blown away as you are.

- Remember how cute she looked? - Remember how I used to wear it...