Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa (2003)
RComedyCrimeDrama

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.

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26 Nov 2003
Bad Santa
Terry Zwigoff
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#1
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.773
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#2
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 26.355
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
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#3
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 25.811
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#4
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 25.013
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#5
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.947
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I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?
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#6
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.855
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Yeah, just looking.
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#7
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.693
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Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
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#8
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.465
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- Marcus, you get the loofah? - Drive.
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#9
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 23.583
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You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass.
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#10
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 23.430
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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#11
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.654
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Nuh uh. Last time you said that I didn't shit right for a week.
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#12
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.629
This is prix fixe
This is prix fixe
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#13
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.475
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#14
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.162
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I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
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#15
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.006
Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.
Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.
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#16
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.005
FUCK ME SANTA
FUCK ME SANTA
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#17
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.847
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Yeah. I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass.
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#18
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.633
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#19
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.569
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What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?
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#20
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.562
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#21
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.548
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#22
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.527
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#23
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.415
I'm on my lunch break, okay?
I'm on my lunch break, okay?