Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa (2003)
R ComedyCrimeDrama

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.

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26 Nov 2003
Bad Santa
Terry Zwigoff
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.773
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 26.361
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 25.817
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 25.011
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.693
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 24.462
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 23.589
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 23.440
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.666
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.644
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.478
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 22.153
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.997
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.531
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
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Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 21.419
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