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Yeah, don't listen to Don's terrible idea. That's the new terrible idea.
Since Andi's at the doctor, I wanted to be home when she gets back.
Deep down, they're all teachers.
That is some deep, ancient boy stuff.
No, thanks. I had two cups after dinner. I'll call the doctor tomorrow.
I didn't know it was such a terrible idea.
Why?
Let's celebrate. Where's your pills?
-Get a vasectomy. -What?
You're over here pouring coffee like a minx.
that we could be less of a man.
Yes. I wanted you to think I was open-minded about that procedure,
I would never want you to do something that you didn't want to do.
The doctor got my test results back, and my headaches aren't from the pill.
I'm going crazy.
[sighs] Excuse me?
-[all] Lowell! -I heard it. I'll go back over there.
Turns out I have a horrible caffeine addiction!
I know what you mean. It's like the Olympics.