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I want you to get a chest X-ray and a checkup. Now, it's free.
Well, I got to be going. I got to be at the hospital in an hour.
That's what they say. They just don't want to come out and tell you.
Watch that statue there. Cost me a lot of money.
Three quarters of a mile every year for 55 years.
Good. Okay. Would you take this card and give it to the nurse through there.
- "Fred Sanford. " That's yours. - I don't want it.
sittin' in a junkyard alone with no cigarettes.
- Real fast. - Yeah.
Never. I'm in great shape. What you doin' tonight, darlin'?
Have you ever had any serious illness?
I believe you. Killed a friend of mine in Durham, North Carolina.
Truck ran over his nice, clean lung.
Did you bring cigarettes? The smokes. Did you bring 'em?
Take off that stupid mask!
U don't have corona virus! Take off that mask
- Do you live together? - If you want to call it that.
- What's that gotta do with me? - Everything, Pop.
- Lamont. - What?
That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period.
"Lamont Sanford. "